He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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