The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
did you just send me my own nude
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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