maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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