is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Randomize