Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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