I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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