u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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