you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
No...this little piggys going to the bar
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Randomize
