I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
