My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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