he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
You're like the curious george of whores
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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