So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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