Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
Shame - the story of my life.
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