I want to have your abortion
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Randomize
