is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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