Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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