if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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