is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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