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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?

  (732): View more from New Jersey

  like it was yesterday

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• (949): View more from California

  I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?

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• (925): View more from California

  First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.

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• (845): View more from New York

  Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"

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• (530): View more from California

  So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.

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