Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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