Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Still dying that you shit outside
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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