yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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