Non-Jews are for practice
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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