idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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