The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize