I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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