return my video game
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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