The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
It's blow job season.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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