we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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