I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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