Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
What a dumb baby whore.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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