I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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