Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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