it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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