it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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