I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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