If i come over, it means nothing
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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