So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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