Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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