idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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