whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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