We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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