And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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