What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
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