I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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