Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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