as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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