Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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