Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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