Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
He kissed a someone with a penis
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
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