i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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