I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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