The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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