party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Randomize
