im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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